Just off the top of my head:
1. Free coffee and donuts every Sunday and some holidays. Also sometimes there's lunch, if you stay late enough.
2. Someone to blame when things go wrong.
3. Someone to thank when things go right.
4. Virtuous feelings when broke.
5. Inability to get any sex can be viewed positively.
6. Sickness can be turned to your advantage.
7. Belting out hymns in public encouraged, regardless of singing talent.
8. No reason to fear death as long as you’ve done it right
9. People who cut you off in traffic will get theirs, someday
10. Free donuts (yes, I repeated it twice, but still … )
Next week: Ten good things about NOT having a religion!
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